Coffee Shop: Fuckoffee, Bermondsey St
Time: Saturday early afternoon
Coffee beans: PNG
Ordered: 1 x Americano

Try-hard name. PR spinner. Interior feels thrown together. Student union vibe. If Nathan Barley went to uni. Bitcoin cash machine at back. Random furniture. Orb lampshades made from cups. Sweary mugs for sale. Funnyish door plate. ‘Shitstorms’ on sale – 4 espresso shots. Disgusting coffee.