Coffee Shop: Fuckoffee, Bermondsey St
Time: Saturday early afternoon
Coffee beans: PNG
Ordered: 1 x Americano

Try-hard name. PR spinner. Interior feels thrown together. Student union vibe. If Nathan Barley went to uni. Bitcoin cash machine at back. Random furniture. Orb lampshades made from cups. Sweary mugs for sale. Funnyish door plate. ‘Shitstorms’ on sale – 4 espresso shots. Disgusting coffee.

Coffee Shop: Workshop Coffee Co., Barrett St
Time: Tuesday late morning
Coffee beans: Githiga AB Workshop roasted
Ordered: 1 x Filter Coffee

Very different feel to Workshop HQ. White washed and pegboard walls. Chipboard fit out. Feels very temporary. Atmosphere nonexistant. Very quiet. Music could be louder. Pretty plants. Hanging lamps. Chilled out staff. Coffee poor. Tasted stewed. Hidden from bustle of Oxford Street.

Coffee Shop: Climpson and Sons
Time: Thursday morning
Coffee beans: Climpson roast
Ordered: 1 x Americano, 1 x Flat White

Small but superb. Greywash floorboards. Sturdy wooden furniture. Small benches and cube tables. Light streaming through windows. Taberna de mercardo fare on display. Custards tarts and doughnuts. Lots of staff. Lots of customers. Branded mugs available. Waterbowl for dogs.

Coffee Shop: Barber and Parlour
Time: Wednesday morning
Coffee beans: Various Origin roasted
Ordered: 2 x Long black

Beautiful interior. Open and light. Whitewashed walls. Big windows. Beautiful homeware on sale. Comfy sofas. Neville barbers in one corner. Macbooks and beards abound. Tasty breakfast. Tastier coffee. Fast wifi. Attentive staff. Carefully selected background music. Paper and fabric breaks up ceiling.

Coffee Shop: Slate Coffee
Time: Tuesday early morning
Coffee beans: Allpress Guatemala
Ordered: 1 x Long black

Small place. Very busy on the eyes. Wooden floor. Spraypaint decor. Left wall covered in signed loyalty cards. Empty except for staff. B-52’s playing on the CD player. Plenty of pastries, cookies, cakes. Backed by chirpy blackboard descriptors. T-shirts for sale, hanging from the ceiling. Imagine it’s steamy when full. Cyclist vibe with bench by outside window. Reclaimed and uncomfortable furniture. Fast wifi.

Coffee Shop: Four Barrel Coffee
Time: Friday late afternoon
Coffee beans: Herrera Nicaragua Four Barrel Roasted
Ordered: 1 x Americano

Warehouse feel. Wooden beams. Concrete slab floor. Airy and inviting. Lots of people on laptops. Record player on top of well stocked record shelves. Very well merchandised with plenty of beans for sale. Nice front of house staff. Slow barista. Great paintings on wall by Paul Madonna. Various milks available (skimmed, semi, full, almond, cream.) Nice tasting coffee. Distinctive, thick rimmed mug.

Coffee Shop: Sightglass Coffee, San Francisco
Time: Wednesday early morning
Coffee beans: Yetatebe, Shakisso Sightglass roasted
Ordered: 1 x Double Espresso

Beautiful coffee shop.No open brick! Hexagonal pattern tiled floor. Sturdy stools. Orb lights. Compact roaster. Light and airy. Staff are incredibly polite. They ask your name, they remember your name. Decent motown playing on crackly record player. Tasty espresso. Appetising food. Meeting with Gareth Kay and Dylan Williams (take out).

Coffee Shop: Saint Espresso
Time: Tuesday early morning
Coffee beans: Negosho Lekempte
Ordered: 2 x Long blacks

Very small unit with four tables. Flimsy furniture. Wobbly table. Standard brick wall, white and black interior. Beautiful looking food in breakfast display. Pretty average coffee. Slow but apologetic staff. Good music. Shelves full of coffee paraphernalia. No wifi.

Coffee Shop: Relax Coffee, Old Street, EC1
Time: Saturday morning
Coffee beans: Tilbury’s Modern Standard
Ordered: 1 x Nitro coldbrew

Outdoor space in the middle of busy roundabout. 9 weeks in to a 2 year pop up. Metal and concrete finish. Quiet during the day. Speedy and knowledgeable service. No wifi. No food. Nitrous charged coffee. Doesn’t taste as good as it sounds. Interesting space – will be rocking at night.

Coffee Shop: Origin, Shoreditch
Time: Wednesday morning
Coffee beans: Origin Batch
Ordered: 3 x Filter

Small space. Feels somewhat transient. Beautiful polished concrete floor. Flimsy feel furniture. Attentive and friendly baristas. Slow wifi. Delicious coffee. Much appreciated free refill. Inside crowded with architects (of both building and information). Outside bench busy with bike couriers. Nice place.